Winnie the Pooh

Winnie the Pooh’s Dubious Sexuality and Inappropriate Dress

In the small Polish  town of Tuszyn, a local council met to discuss what fictional character will be the face of a children’s play area. When Winnie the Pooh was mentioned, the idea was quickly shot down and Pooh was labeled a hermaphrodite, because he doesn’t wear pants.

I’ve never come to that conclusion about Pooh and I’m sure many others never thought of this either. I wish I was in that meeting because this is hilarious.

Especially the neutering part:

“This is very disturbing, but can you imagine! The author was over 60 and cut [Pooh’s] testicles off with a razor blade because he had a problem with his identity.”

Is that what happened? Poor Pooh.

You can read more about Pooh being a deviant at The Independent.